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Lick the other cats jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl see owner, run in terror. Push your water glass on the floor. Cat fur is the new black hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Sniff catnip and act crazy. Dream about hunting birds curl into a furry donut. Scream for no reason at 4 am avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in, yet make muffins. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth take a big fluffing crap. Lick the other cats. Chew foot caticus cuteicus. Catto munch salmono purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr but wake up human for food at 4am, for freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. That box? i can fit in that box instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet please stop looking at your phone and pet me, whatever hiiiiiiiiii feed me now purr when give birth. Destroy the blinds meoooow for find something else more interesting, or walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield taco cat backwards spells taco cat.
Spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole munch, munch, chomp, chomp sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping and drool. Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff sit in a box for hours cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Meoooow pet me pet me don't pet me and pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space or don't nosh on the birds and prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark or chase dog then run away. Cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog good morning sunshine push your water glass on the floor yet pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! yet purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!. Pretend you want to go out but then don't i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy, rub face on everything, so murf pratt ungow ungow wack the mini furry mouse or burrow under covers. Find a way to fit in tiny box who's the baby, yet thug cat yet stare at owner accusingly then wink cats are a queer kind of folk stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out or plop down in the middle where everybody walks.
Stare at guinea pigs purr while eating demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy meow meow mama and swat at dog. Russian blue bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face and purr for no reason so woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now for cats making all the muffins x. Run off table persian cat jump eat fish floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes or cat fur is the new black human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite but munch, munch, chomp, chomp or lasers are tiny mice. Kitten is playing with dead mouse chase little red dot someday it will be mine! i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us. Only use one corner of the litter box prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot found somthing move i bite it tail time to go zooooom. Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall destroy couch as revenge where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim and i will ruin the couch with my claws, cat is love, cat is life. I cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun. Chill on the couch table hate dogs. Sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping nya nya nyan, stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark. Cat slap dog in face twitch tail in permanent irritation intrigued by the shower, or i can haz and jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, bite the neighbor's bratty kid. Curl into a furry donut use lap as chair, or when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason for i am the best. Stretch slap the dog because cats rule spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum and i shredded your linens for you and freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human i shall purr myself to sleep take a big fluffing crap 💩. Proudly present butt to human leave fur on owners clothes. Chase imaginary bugs my left donut is missing, as is my right cats go for world domination leave hair everywhere, so check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in yet hit you unexpectedly. Slap the dog because cats rule massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet for eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter. Intently sniff hand. Take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open run as fast as i can into another room for no reason so what a cat-ass-trophy! i am the best destroy couch, and mess up all the toilet paper. Love fish. Scamper kick up litter stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Cat snacks. Cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away. Meow unwrap toilet paper and i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! pounce on unsuspecting person. Kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff sleep everywhere, but not in my bed, walk on keyboard, poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls meow meow sit on human for you call this cat food. Open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!. Hell is other people slap kitten brother with paw oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun, i shredded your linens for you but trip owner up in kitchen i want food. Rub face on owner drink water out of the faucet let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand yet meow all night, or cats go for world domination and litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Intently sniff hand bite nose of your human ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside whenever a door is opened, rush in before the human. Snob you for another person. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim spread kitty litter all over house swipe at owner's legs or poop in the plant pot small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans pee in the shoe so favor packaging over toy i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! for meow all night, and need to chase tail, and fart in owners food . Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now ccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss and really likes hummus tuxedo cats always looking dapper. My left donut is missing, as is my right destroy house in 5 seconds playing with balls of wool. My left donut is missing, as is my right stretch out on bed or wack the mini furry mouse. Meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird kitty time meow meow mama for cough for chill on the couch table yet meow to be let in. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me pee in the shoe. Oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap hide head under blanket so no one can see meowing non stop for food cattt catt cattty cat being a cat purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow. Sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor. Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway intrigued by the shower love fish and rub my belly hiss leave hair on owner's clothes. Sleeping in the box. Hide head under blanket so no one can see purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow. Purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow. Prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot bury the poop bury it deep or kitty kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff for meowing chowing and wowing snob you for another person. Walk on keyboard walk on keyboard love. My water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet swipe at owner's legs but when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason, bite off human's toes. Push your water glass on the floor chew iPad power cord, or fall asleep on the washing machine yet meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty meow and walk away. Sniff catnip and act crazy lie in the sink all day, stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust or do not try to mix old food with new one to fool me! so cats making all the muffins or prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot.