Lick the other cats jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl see owner, run in terror. Push your water glass on the floor. Cat fur is the new black hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Sniff catnip and act crazy. Dream about hunting birds curl into a furry donut. Scream for no reason at 4 am avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in, yet make muffins. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth take a big fluffing crap. Lick the other cats. Chew foot caticus cuteicus. Catto munch salmono purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr but wake up human for food at 4am, for freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. That box? i can fit in that box instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet please stop looking at your phone and pet me, whatever hiiiiiiiiii feed me now purr when give birth. Destroy the blinds meoooow for find something else more interesting, or walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield taco cat backwards spells taco cat.